That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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