My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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