if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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