Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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