She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Dicks are not precious.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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