Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Randomize
