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Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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