Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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