Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
where does the pee come out of this thing
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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