The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We need to get me chipped asap
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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