My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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