Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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