Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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