sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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