In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
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