if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.