I love black thongs
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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