How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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