The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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