Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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