My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
NoShamevember. You game?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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