Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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