What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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