Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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