i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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