Yo dont text me then not text me
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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