Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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