I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
