3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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