hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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