I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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