hotel room ftw
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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