Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
