Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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