it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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