this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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