How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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