you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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