Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
