sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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