You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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