just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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