What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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