im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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