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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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