Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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