what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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