I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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