If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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