No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.