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  My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard

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• (631): View more from New York

  I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.

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• (951): View more from California

  I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?

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• (714): View more from California

  that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.

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  OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!

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• (626): View more from California

  So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!

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• (650): View more from California

  I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.

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