I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i dont even know how to be here
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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