Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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