I bet he comes in French.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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