when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Too much gin, very little bucket
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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